Friday, April 15, 2011

A walk in the Lion's Den.

A public holiday just means more work for moi. Kids in the house the whole day = hungry machine. After painstakingly made some tamagoyaki, the son was pretty pleased with double dose of lunch he whacked.


We started talking about the debate he's taking part in at school. Apparently, our friend is quite the yapper. Ooooh...all that bickering with me finally paid off eh !!! Must thank this momma for cultivating such good 'fight back' reflexes in her kids. I knew my hard work of antagonizing them would bring some good, although I was merely doing it for my own pleasure. What fun it is to watch the deranged, perturb faces of theirs, when I pisses them off :D

Boo : Oh Mom, I told my debate teacher about you. She said she would very much like to meet you.

Me : Eh..WHY??? What did you tell her about me?

Boo : I just told her how you maki (yell) me...almost everyday.

Me : Is that a good thing??

Boo : I think she thinks you're awesome, mom!!

Me : Oh good!!

Boo : And there's another person who would very much like to meet you too.

Me : Another masochist???

Boo : A girl, mom. Told her how you'll argue with me all the time. She said she wished she has a mom who would argue funny shit back, so her life would not be so boring.

Me : Ooohhh! So you're saying you're lucky you have such Mom, who made your life interesting eh!


and the son just walked away, refusing to acknowledge that this momma is awesome, funny and cool. Sighhhhhh...typical LEO. It's him or no one that gets to fluff that mane.



Hmmmm....me thinks the girl just using this excuse to meet up with her future mother in law. Start planning all the strategy she needs to make, should one day she gets to walk into this household. I ain't that scary am I???

But our household is pretty loud. There's not a day that goes by where the scene is serene and the drop of a pin could be heard. We yell when we're happy, we yell when we are angry, we yell when we're sad. We pretty much yell for every occasion. I mean..if there's no kids to yell at, I'll yell at Oscar the dog, tell him to go kill himself.....or something like that. But the dog knows that I love him...so no worries, I doubt Oscar will climb the stool and jump 2 storey down ...won't kill it anyway if it does.

Perhaps all this yelling is due to my hearing problem. Perhaps I'm having hearing problem because of all these yelling. Gheeez...I'm getting dizzy just thinking about it!! What the heck??? I need to seriously STOP confusing myself.

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